Reformed Theology FFFAF | An Ode to Toes and Death  Calvinism

FFFAF | An Ode to Toes and Death

Reformed Theology FFFAF | An Ode to Toes and Death  Calvinism
FFFAF | An Ode to Toes and Death

I think you should know
That I have a sore toe!
And it sets my poor lip to a quiver.
Tho' I'm quite a mister
I had a dear sister
Look at it, and tell me, "A sliver!"

 

Although I seem tough
And really quite gruff
A true man's man – like Bear Grylls;
I have to confess
I'm fond of a dress
That all covered in lace and soft frills!

 

So I've talked to my bride
We've laughed and we've cried
And even though she firmly said
"You're crazy, you know –
It's just a sore toe!"
Please try not to cheer when I'm dead.

I think you should know
That I have a sore toe!
And it sets my poor lip to a quiver.
Tho' I'm quite a mister
I had a dear sister
Look at it, and tell me, "A sliver!"

 

Although I seem tough
And really quite gruff
A true man's man – like Bear Grylls;
I have to confess
I'm fond of a dress
That all covered in lace and soft frills!

 

So I've talked to my bride
We've laughed and we've cried
And even though she firmly said
"You're crazy, you know –
It's just a sore toe!"
Please try not to cheer when I'm dead.

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Submitted March 03, 2017 at 04:46AM by reformedscot